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"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."