Laughing Dentist Pillows

"Whoopsy."

Improvised Dentistry.

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist Suction

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Senior dating disasters.

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'You really should Floss.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

Dracula's false teeth

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

Crocodile Flossing

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'