Humorist In The Dental Chair Pillows

"PHEW!!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The New Age Dentist.

I see braces in his future.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Needs ketchup."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'