Comedy In The Dentist Chair Pillows

'O.K. Now say, Arrrghh!'

Improvised Dentistry.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

Dentist.

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

'I don't know why the son of a woman whose cooking melts in your mouth needs strong teeth.'

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

'Do you have a dental plan?'

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

Shotput is used to extract tooth.

'He grinds his teeth at night...'

"PHEW!!"

'£50 for pulling one tooth in about five seconds.' - 'I'll ask him to pull the next one more slowly.'

'Open, please!'

'I simply asked how often you change your reading material!'