Comedy In The Dentist Chair Gifts

'O.K. Now say, Arrrghh!'

Improvised Dentistry.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"Whoopsy."

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

Dentist.

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

Nah, the tooth fairy only visits kids - my name's Ginger Vitis.

'I don't know why the son of a woman whose cooking melts in your mouth needs strong teeth.'

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

'Do you have a dental plan?'

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

The Elvis nobody wanted to know.

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

Shotput is used to extract tooth.

'He grinds his teeth at night...'

"PHEW!!"

'£50 for pulling one tooth in about five seconds.' - 'I'll ask him to pull the next one more slowly.'

'Open, please!'