Comedy Dentist Gifts

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Improvised Dentistry.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

"Whoopsy."

Wolf in bed.

Tooth

Mickey Mouth.

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

'I don't know why the son of a woman whose cooking melts in your mouth needs strong teeth.'

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

"Anyone in my teeth?"

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

Dentist

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

'I have all my teeth.'

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

Shotput is used to extract tooth.