Comedy Dentist Gifts

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Improvised Dentistry.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Wolf in bed.

Tooth

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

'I don't know why the son of a woman whose cooking melts in your mouth needs strong teeth.'

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

Dentist

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

'I have all my teeth.'

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'He grinds his teeth at night...'

Shotput is used to extract tooth.