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"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

Tooth fairy

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

I see braces in his future.

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Senior dating disasters.