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"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

Tooth fairy

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"Aperitif?"

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."