Pediatric Dentist With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Improvised Dentistry.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Tooth fairy

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

The Tooth Ferret

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"