Lighthearted Dental Enthusiast Pillows

Staff Toothpick of the Month.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Air Dentistry

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'