Rebel With A Dental Cause T-Shirts

"Why, Lord Holbrooke! Trust you to bring devil-may-care attitudes to the Dental Care Convention!"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Australian punk

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."