Rebel With A Dental Cause T-Shirts

"Why, Lord Holbrooke! Trust you to bring devil-may-care attitudes to the Dental Care Convention!"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Tough Teddies

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

The Surly Yoof

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."