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'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Washing Line Walker

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

The treatment is the same on the NHS...

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."