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Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

The household cavalry

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Human Dust Buster

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

The treatment is the same on the NHS...

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

Toothpaste Marketing Department

'Actually, we were hoping for a CEO with whiter teeth.'

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"