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Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Grassy breath?

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'-and who's next?'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

Craft Floss

'You don't trust me, do you?'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

Dracula's breath...

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

"Which toothbrush is mine? The red or the green? I can never remember, Nelly?"

Dentist.

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

Walrus Dentures

The Dentists By Munch