Dental Hygiene Warriors Gifts

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Grassy breath?

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'-and who's next?'

Craft Floss

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

Dracula's breath...

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

Dentist.

Walrus Dentures

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

"Which toothbrush is mine? The red or the green? I can never remember, Nelly?"

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

The Dentists By Munch

Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'