Trust-building Dental Warrior T-Shirts

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'You do dentistry?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'Actually, we were hoping for a CEO with whiter teeth.'

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'