Trust-building Dental Warrior T-Shirts

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Boy who has been to the dentist

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Toothbrush Superhero.

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'You do dentistry?'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Actually, we were hoping for a CEO with whiter teeth.'