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'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"Whoopsy."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

Statue of Liberty Flossing

Adventures in Flossing

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

Walrus Brushing Teeth.

'Been doing your own work?'

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?