Fearless At The Dentist T-Shirts

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Zoo dentist.

Dentimony.

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'You do dentistry?'

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Dracula's tooth.

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

'I figured out that I can save six cents per roll of dental floss if I buy the unwaxed and wax it myself!'

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.