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'My teeth and I don't sleep together.'

'I guess I'll have to take his word for it.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Improvised Dentistry.

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Air Dentistry

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Senior dating disasters.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Tooth Pulling Cork

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'You do dentistry?'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"Whoopsy."

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'