Dental Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Time to buy.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Economic

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Grexit

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Profit Cowboy

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'