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'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Economic

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

Grexit

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Profit Cowboy

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'