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'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'Cheer up! In 30 years time you could be sitting in my chair.'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

Businessmen absailing down a building.

"Quiet, everybody! I sense the vibrations of an injured corporation! It's thrashing around, barely treading water..."

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'Time to buy.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Grexit

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Economic

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."