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'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'He's chasing the market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Economic

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Grexit

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

Profit Cowboy

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'