Office Thrill-seeker Gifts

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Time to buy.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Grexit

Economic

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

Profit Cowboy

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'