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'Anaesthetic is a big hammer on the NHS.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Adventures in Flossing

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

Dentist.

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

'Do you have a dental plan?'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'Oh! Yes doctor, that tooth, that's the one, yeees, there!'

'Does your tooth still ache?'

Toxic Breath

'I guess I'll have to take his word for it.'

'My teeth and I don't sleep together.'

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

I don't know what's happened to romance, sales of our chocolate dildos are half last years!

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'