Tech-savvy Teeth Toolers T-Shirts

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Car Dentistry.

Europa takes a selfie

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

DIY store with a first aid department

"When I was your age I used my beak."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Careful...she bites."

'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'

'Godfrey is our only man who retains the skill to check e-books against original source material.'

Agriculture and New Technologies

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

'Ideas that never got off the drawing board.'

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

'Dad, you definitely asked for a drill-less cord, not a cordless drill.'