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To trim costs, Dr. Vermier began examining his dental patients via Web cam.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Car Dentistry.

Giggle.

Europa takes a selfie

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

DIY store with a first aid department

"When I was your age I used my beak."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Careful...she bites."

'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

'Ideas that never got off the drawing board.'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

'Godfrey is our only man who retains the skill to check e-books against original source material.'

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

The iSaw

Agriculture and New Technologies

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.