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"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Mothers Without Borders

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

Have you tried white strips?

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

Dental Plan: Find & Use Your Own Brush! Keep Clean!

To trim costs, Dr. Vermier began examining his dental patients via Web cam.

'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'

'Don't ask him about our dental plan.'