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"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shred the plank."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I was in a different place then."

Pirate Artist

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Pirate

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Captain Santa Sparrow

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"

Art Prison

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.