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"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Keyboard player

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Bedtime Of The Gods

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Toe-Tickling Machine

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

Victor Borge.

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

Brush With Death

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

'Sorry, but strong healthy teeth are of huge importance in hunting: That's why you have to brush your teeth!'

'Ever get that down in the mouth feeling?'

Beware of Watchdog.

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

'Piano Player'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

Free tickles any size

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Trolley Rage.

Organ Player

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"