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'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Call me!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Punch Drunk

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Self-walking dog

"This is a beta test, right?"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

The Wedge Shoe at Work

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're