Tooth Tickler Gifts

'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Punch Drunk

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Self-walking dog

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Keyboard player

"This is a beta test, right?"