Timepiece Tickler Gifts

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Beware of Watchdog.

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Keyboard player

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Super Homeworld

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Is that a new watch?"

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'Piano Player'

"Eww! A tick!"

'Agnes, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?'

The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Organ Player

Trolley Rage.

'I thought it'd be great having a watch that did your laundry but now I'm starting to regret buying it.'

Clock Shop: Turn- Key Operation

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"