Telescope Tickler Gifts

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Concert Pianist.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Piano Recital

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'My God we being invaded!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"You've got night fever."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).