Telescope Tickler Gifts

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Concert Pianist.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Piano Recital

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'My God we being invaded!'

"Call me!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Punch Drunk

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'