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'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Concert Pianist.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Piano Recital

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Self-walking dog

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"This is a beta test, right?"

Keyboard player