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Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Call me!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Punch Drunk

'Your reflexes are still good!'