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'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

Evolution is unfathomable.

Jurassic Ark

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Punkins

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.