Funny Bone Ticklers Gifts

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

The Big Foot Book.

Evolution is unfathomable.

Jurassic Ark

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Punkins

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"Call me!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?