Funnybone Tickler Gifts

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'