Science Funnybone Tickler Gifts

'Keep that dividing down!'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Punch Drunk

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'