Faithful Funny-bone Tickler Gifts

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Fetch the Boomerang

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'