Faithful Funny-bone Tickler Gifts

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"You've got night fever."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Punch Drunk

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Fetch the Boomerang

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Self-walking dog