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'I warned you in the summer to make sure your pants fitted.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

An early space launch attempt.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Punch Drunk

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Self-walking dog