Fashion Funny Bone Gifts

Butter Tarts.

Maude's new bra came with added lift

Snowprov

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

An early space launch attempt.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

Movers and shakers.

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

tax

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

Dog at a restaurant

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.