Furry Funny Bone Gifts

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Snowprov

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

An early space launch attempt.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Movers and shakers.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

Dog at a restaurant

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.