Doggo Funny Bone Gifts

Hang Time Fido

Snowprov

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An early space launch attempt.

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Movers and shakers.

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

Dog at a restaurant

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

'They must be trash fish!'