Doggo Funny Bone Gifts

Hang Time Fido

Snowprov

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

An early space launch attempt.

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Movers and shakers.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Dog at a restaurant

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'They must be trash fish!'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."