Fishy Funny Bone Gifts

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'They must be trash fish!'

Snowprov

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

An early space launch attempt.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

tax

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

Dog at a restaurant