Animal Funny Bones Gifts

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Movers and shakers.

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

Dog at a restaurant

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'