Animal Funny Bones Gifts

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Movers and shakers.

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'