Funny Bone Tickler Gifts

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

'Must have been an old can of alphabet soup. No spell checker.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

'There's always one.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'Don't stare at his icing.'

Welcome to Palm Springs.

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Will eat your homework for $.

Dentures.

'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'

"You've got night fever."

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'Do you realise how many years I've had to work to develop this lifestyle? And now you're telling me to change it!'

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Autumn arrived in the middle of Dan's backswing

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"No, Sven, it's 'Destruct and Pillage'...not 'construct a village'!"

Shoe saleman responds to clown's stinky foot

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'

'Swimming: Mon-Thurs - Ice Skating: Fri- Sun.'

"It probably tastes better than it looks!"

Self-walking dog

Elephant falls in love with sneezing zookeeper

"I have way too much stuff so go ahead and take it all."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Full Of Beans