Food Funny-bone Tickler Gifts

'We don't have any seafood, sir, but I could soak some pork in salt water for you.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Concert Pianist.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Piano Recital

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.