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'I warned you in the summer to make sure your pants fitted.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

An early space launch attempt.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Self-walking dog

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"This is a beta test, right?"