Funnybone Tickler Pillows

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Punch Drunk

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'