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'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

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"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Movers and shakers.

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

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Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

"Get names!"

'They must be trash fish!'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"OMG! They're eating noses!"

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'